What Happens When You Put Divorce and Poetry Together
This touching fun-for-the-whole family piece is taken from Ojar’s Divorce Poems section. But the real credit goes to the author ‘mariher’ for his creative approach to a rather ‘crappy’ situation. Just in time for the holiday season.
Shit
by mariher
You’re a piece of shit
And I always knew it
You always smelled like shit
Your mouth needed a diaper on it
So here I go
Lo and behold
Walking down this shitty path
Thinking of how smelly it was, your ass.
If only I’d known what a shit you were
Then maybe I’d have stayed away sooner
Rather than let you be such a blur
Not knowing that you were a shitty loser
So here I go
Walking down this shitty path
Marked with the remnants of your shitty ass
I need to go buy a vacuum now
And clean all the shit you brought into my world
And then this too shall pass.
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Comments
Hey ‘the day after’, I like your suggestion! Id love to make this our official anthem. Does anyone wanna take a shot at turning this into a song? You can send your recordings to darndivorce@gmail.com
Let’s see what ya got!
P.S. Is it just me or does that poem look like a Christmas tree???
great song although i didnt like the smell (have enough of my own)Â
i wonder if u could find someone who would be willing to sing it - i think it should be the official anthem of the D word.