Darn Divorce

What Happens When You Put Divorce and Poetry Together

December 13th, 2006 by DWordDiva

This touching fun-for-the-whole family piece is taken from Ojar’s Divorce Poems section. But the real credit goes to the author ‘mariher’ for his creative approach to a rather ‘crappy’ situation. Just in time for the holiday season.

Shit

by mariher

You’re a piece of shit
And I always knew it
You always smelled like shit
Your mouth needed a diaper on it

So here I go
Lo and behold
Walking down this shitty path
Thinking of how smelly it was, your ass.

If only I’d known what a shit you were
Then maybe I’d have stayed away sooner
Rather than let you be such a blur
Not knowing that you were a shitty loser

So here I go
Walking down this shitty path
Marked with the remnants of your shitty ass
I need to go buy a vacuum now
And clean all the shit you brought into my world
And then this too shall pass.

4 Responses to “What Happens When You Put Divorce and Poetry Together”

on 13 Dec 2006 at 11:24 am1 the day after

great song although i didnt like the smell (have enough of my own)

i wonder if u could find someone who would be willing to sing it - i think it should be the official anthem of the D word.
on 13 Dec 2006 at 3:19 pm2 DWordDiva

Hey ‘the day after’, I like your suggestion! Id love to make this our official anthem. Does anyone wanna take a shot at turning this into a song? You can send your recordings to darndivorce@gmail.com

Let’s see what ya got!

P.S. Is it just me or does that poem look like a Christmas tree???
on 14 Dec 2006 at 6:37 am3 Liz

Oh my goodness…it seems I’ve been smitten by the D-Word…I’ll be back!
on 22 Dec 2006 at 5:18 am4 mykidsmum

lol, good one!