Darn Divorce

I have three philosophies in life:

1) Divorce is NOT the end of the world.

2) Laughter is the best medicine.

and 3) Whoever said money cant buy happiness… doesnt know where to shop.

Put those all together and what do you get? Amusing divorce gift ideas for yourself or your loved ones - just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Here are some of my favorites:

Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, “I’m sorry work was rotten today,” or “No, you pick what we watch tonight,” all the stuff you’d never hear from a real husband. Get it here.

Totally silent, wastes no time, spends no money, toilet seat is always up, won’t crash your car, totally faithful and she floats. About 3 1/2 feet tall. Sorry, no holes. Get it here.

Sometimes it’s good to have a little theological debate. This sign can easily be hung on your front door, plus it’s a great way to let your neighbors know what you’ve been up to! Get it here.

Have you been looking for a new knife block for your kitchen? The Voodoo Knife Set is fun, functional and stylish. Your future suitors will get the “point”: You are not someone to be messed with! Get it here.

Ex-Husband Toilet Paper: Erase a bad memory with every single wipe. More fun than therapy. Get it here.

And screw Valentine’s Day.