The Divorce Irish Drinking Song
This is taken from what used to be one of my favorite TV shows: Whose Line is it Anyway? For those who dont know how their famous Irish Drinking Songs work, one of the guys makes up the first line to the song and then the rest take turns improvising the rest of the lines on the spot. This episode’s topic? Well, the Dreaded D-Word, of course!
Lyrics:
ALL: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
WAYNE: It happened just last Tuesday
GREG: I let go of that gal
COLIN: She left me for another
RYAN: And I found a new pal
WAYNE: And she is a dancer
GREG: She dances through and through
COLIN: Through she is really happy now
RYAN: Naked’s what she do!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
GREG: I couldn’t stand her nagging
COLIN: She nagged me day and night
RYAN: So I told her to go away
WAYNE: Because her face was a fright
GREG: I wish I had mooney
COLIN: And then I’d be so rich
RYAN: And then I’d never have to
Invite that w - oh, never mind!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
COLIN: She took all my property
RYAN: Including my toaster and bed
WAYNE: I used to make butt-microwave toast
GREG: But now I just lay there instead
COLIN: Now I’m really happy
RYAN: And living on my own
WAYNE: Because, you see, I am my own man
GREG: And I love myself alone!
ALL: Ohhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
RYAN: I’ve got to get a job now
WAYNE: Because I am busted
GREG: I won’t be a bum, you see
COLIN: ‘Cause my place is dusted
RYAN: I’m going to look tomorrow
WAYNE: Because I am smart
GREG: And when I meet the boss man
COLIN: I’ll rip out his heart!
ALL: Ohhhhh, Aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
Ohhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiii!
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