Weird Divorce News

Suspect your Spouse is Cheating? Get a Parrot.

If I didn’t read about it in three different cases, I would have never believed it. Apparently over history, the pet parrot has been a key witness in proving unfaithfulness and abuse in marriage:
November 19, 1937: According to the LA Times, Mr. James J. Reynolds wanted to put his parrot on the stand to testify […]

Life is Short. Get a Divorce.

A racy billboard recommending that couples get divorced is raising eyebrows in Chicago.
The advertisement shows close-ups of a woman’s and a man’s chests and says: “Life’s short. Get a divorce.”
It’s located in an area of the Windy City known for its singles’ hangouts that’s often referred to as the “Viagra Triangle.”
The attorney who put up […]

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s VERY STRANGE Divorce…

But there’s a good lesson to be learned:

It is said that two’s company, three’s a crowd. That could be particularly true when you’re sharing one end of a small boat. But for Bruce Willis, his ex-wife Demi Moore and her young husband Ashton Kutcher, it proved no problem at all.
While Miss Moore canoodled contentedly with […]

Man Charged with Faking Death Certificate to Delay Divorce

After an unusual twist in his Sullivan County divorce proceedings, a former Newport resident is facing a felony charge of falsifying evidence.
An indictment handed up by a Sullivan County grand jury last week alleges that John Kolozetski, 57, of West Palm Beach, Fla., doctored a death certificate to justify a continuance he […]

Boy Falls from Bridge, Lives, But Decides to Sue Parents

Experts presumed it must have been the strong wind that saved a teenage boy in Nanjing, Jiangsu, who tried to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge more than 60 meters above the water on Monday.
The 17-year-old, surnamed Yu, was saved hours after his jump. A medical examination indicated that Yu’s only problem was a […]

Give Your Wedding Ring the Burial it Deserves

I was just notified of a new product for divorced woman called the Wedding Ring Coffin. From their press release:
The Wedding Ring Coffin is a new and innovative product now being offered by Jist Enterprises, LLC. The Wedding Ring Coffin has been designed to give the millions of divorced women and men an ideal, final […]

Divorced Man takes “His Half” of the House - Using Chainsaw

Separating two lives that have become intertwined can be complicated - and it’s not like you can just split everything down the middle.
Or can you?
That was the answer for a 43-year-old German man, who split the family house in two using a chainsaw. He then used a forklift to take “his” half back to his […]

Islam Respecting the Ladies Again: Divorce By Text Message

Muslim authorities in Dubai have decided to mold Sharia law to fit with 21 modern times.
Wow, you say… Could they finally be equalizing women’s rights, or stopping brutal mutilation as a means of punishment, or maybe even enacting free speech?
Not so much… They’ve decided that tradition can be merged with technology by allowing a man […]

Heather Mills Seeks Divorce Revenge Through Animation?

According to The Sunday Mirror, Heather Mills is planning for her revenge upon Paul and his progeny to take the form of an animated cartoon. She has reportedly set up a production company, Raspberry Fields (Do you see what she did there?) in order to bring the oh-so-wittly-titled cartoon sitcom The McFartneys to the world.
They […]

Local Radio Hands Out Free Divorce for Valentine’s Day

Sometimes “Cupid” just doesn’t get it right… but now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, local radio station WZZO is offering chance to break away from your ball and chain without breaking the bank: A Free Divorce Giveaway!
WZZO has been calling out to lonely, bitter souls to send in creative divorce poems in exchange for […]