Darn Divorce

If this couple doesn’t make it, then I have officially lost hope.

Mickey Mouse gets a divorce.
Well, not exactly… But Disney does.
Still, what kind of message are we sending to the kids?
ET has learned that after 51 years of marriage, Roy E. Disney filed for divorce on Friday from his wife Patricia, citing “irreconcilable differences.”
Roy, who is reportedly worth $1.2 billion, is the nephew of Walt […]

Ikea introduces it’s new line of storage solutions for post-divorce mothers. Funny:

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in while. Hysterical!

Courtesy of Cartoon Stock

Ok, I dont know who was originally behind this, but it has been making its way around the net for quite some time now. You have to read this - it is HYSTERICAL:
Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore.
The day you […]

This touching fun-for-the-whole family piece is taken from Ojar’s Divorce Poems section. But the real credit goes to the author ‘mariher’ for his creative approach to a rather ‘crappy’ situation. Just in time for the holiday season.
Shit
by mariher
You’re a piece of shit
And I always knew it
You always smelled like shit
Your mouth needed a diaper on […]

This is taken from what used to be one of my favorite TV shows: Whose Line is it Anyway? For those who dont know how their famous Irish Drinking Songs work, one of the guys makes up the first line to the song and then the rest take turns improvising the rest of the lines […]

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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each […]