Famous Last Words

Priceless Divorce

And.. we’re back with a some ‘priceless’ divorce humor. Laugh it off, I say!

The 15 Funniest Quotes About Divorce

Thank you to Whip It Out Comedy for their hilarious collection of divorce quotes.
Laugh it off, I say…
15. “Ah yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams
14. “The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time […]

Famous Last Words: Bruce Willis’s One Big Happy Family

“He said, ‘Dude, you’ve got to do whatever it takes to get the kids and all the spouses or the girlfriend together. You’ve got to show your kids it’s okay.’ It was like a light went on. Ding.”
- Bruce Willis credits Will Smith for helping him to become friends with his ex-wife’s husband, Ashton Kutcher.

Famous Last Words: Rod Stewart Looks for Shortcuts

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” - Rod Stewart

Famous Last Words: Jim Carrey Looks on the Bright Side

“We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.”
-Jim Carry’s recent reply to “So is it true that you and Jenny are getting married???”.

Famous Last Words: Zsa Zsa’s Secret to Good Housekeeping

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor on her nine ex-husbands, all of which she proposed to herself.

Famous Last Words: Rudner Knows How to Pick ‘Em

“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” - Rita Rudner

Famous Last Words: Williams on the Origin of ‘Divorce’

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“Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams

Famous Last Words: Mills Prefers Cutting off Limbs

“I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through.”
Heather Mills McCartney speaks of her very messy and very public divorce with legend Paul McCartney. Heather Mills lost her left leg in a road accident in 1993.