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Archive for the 'Famous Last Words' Category

“He said, ‘Dude, you’ve got to do whatever it takes to get the kids and all the spouses or the girlfriend together. You’ve got to show your kids it’s okay.’ It was like a light went on. Ding.”
- Bruce Willis credits Will Smith for helping him to become friends with his ex-wife’s husband, Ashton Kutcher.

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” - Rod Stewart

“We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.”
-Jim Carry’s recent reply to “So is it true that you and Jenny are getting married???”.

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor on her nine ex-husbands, all of which she proposed to herself.

“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” - Rita Rudner

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“Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams

“I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through.”
Heather Mills McCartney speaks of her very messy and very public divorce with legend Paul McCartney. Heather Mills lost her left leg in a road accident in 1993.