Famous Last Words
And.. we’re back with a some ‘priceless’ divorce humor. Laugh it off, I say!
Thank you to Whip It Out Comedy for their hilarious collection of divorce quotes.
Laugh it off, I say…
15. “Ah yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams
14. “The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time […]
“He said, ‘Dude, you’ve got to do whatever it takes to get the kids and all the spouses or the girlfriend together. You’ve got to show your kids it’s okay.’ It was like a light went on. Ding.”
- Bruce Willis credits Will Smith for helping him to become friends with his ex-wife’s husband, Ashton Kutcher.
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” - Rod Stewart
“We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.”
-Jim Carry’s recent reply to “So is it true that you and Jenny are getting married???”.
“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor on her nine ex-husbands, all of which she proposed to herself.
“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” - Rita Rudner
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“Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams
“I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through.”
Heather Mills McCartney speaks of her very messy and very public divorce with legend Paul McCartney. Heather Mills lost her left leg in a road accident in 1993.