According to The Sunday Mirror, Heather Mills is planning for her revenge upon Paul and his progeny to take the form of an animated cartoon. She has reportedly set up a production company, Raspberry Fields (Do you see what she did there?) in order to bring the oh-so-wittly-titled cartoon sitcom The McFartneys to the world.
They say “the former Beatle would be portrayed as a flatulent and miserly cannabis-smoker and his daughter Stella as a control-freak with a grudge against Heather - while Heather herself is made out to be a homemaker struggling to juggle family life with her career.” Of course, the proposed series is compared to both The Simpsons and South Park.
The newspaper also mentions that Mills registered a number of McFartney related websites. If you’re up for a bit of cybersquatting, however, note that .us, .ws, .cc and .tv addresses are still available at the time of writing.
A source told the newspaper: “This shows the lengths Heather Mills will go to in her attempts to blacken Paul’s name.”
“She’s saying the series will expose everything that has gone on and goes on in the McCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters. But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her skewed imagination.”
The newspaper claims Heather has been speaking to several US TV companies about the proposals, set up a production company to make the show (Raspberry Fields Productions) and looking at the show reels of a number of animators. The source continued: “Her back-up, if no one will take it, is to produce it for the internet, because she knows that even if the networks are too afraid to go up against Paul, people will tune in to it. She’s looking at the work of different animators. The companies she’s been looking at don’t know it’s for her at the moment, or what the project is.”